Name: Kellyn Coetzee
Alias: Oh, Her
In a nutshell: Comedian, Radio Host; SEO Enthusiast
Star sign: Capricorn - Nerd of the Zodiac
Relationship status: I am always looking for someone to team up with for the zombie apocalypse.
5 things I cant live without: R4 and a chapstick
Favourites (music books movies food etc): paramore, the biography of paramore, the paramore live in chicago DVD and hayley williams shaped cupcakes.
What was the last song were you listening to: Say So – Uh Huh Her
If you were an animal what would you be and why? A cat, so i wouldn’t have to defend how much I like to sleep.
What would the title of your biography be? Kellyn who? Oh. Her.
Who would star as you in the movie adaptation? Woody Allen. Or narrated by Morgan Freeman.
On the weekend I… : hire a grim reaper costume and loiter outside old age homes waving at seniors. Orrrr hangout at parks or macdonalds play pens, wearing a hoodie and big dark sunglasses and watch the children playing until someone asks me which ones mine, just so i can reply “i haven’t decided yet”
Confession: I stole the cookie from the cookie jar
Defend your existence…GO!: Online media marketing by day, super hero crime fighter by night. I’m a blogger, a stand up comedian, Mutha FM Radio Host of "The Rock and LoL Show" only until my waitressing career kicks off.Born and (g)raised in Cape Town (so named because the wearing of capes or cloaks is compulsory within the central business district.) Founder of the “Shiny Objects Lovers Club”. I have a secret tattoo.I spend much time thinking bout how to bring sexy back.
I am awesome because: I went to New York to see Paramore and Tegan and Sara and new found glory live, then decided to stay for a few months. I also donate plasma to LG, design scratch and sniff zoo maps and part time silloutte model for men at work road signs. I also volunteer all my spare time at aids shelters and dream about puppies and world peace.
How many times did you lie in this questionnaire? Better question: how many times did you tell the truth?