I’m pretty sure there are hundreds of titles in the 'for Dummies' series but not one on lesbians. Why I ask? They would make millions off of naïve horny straight males and people with a lack of common sense. To be honest they would have saved us lesbians the effort of flipping these jerks the bird every time. This way we could tell them to go to the library and get a damn education while their at it.
See if you can relate to my dilemma:
1) So who’s the man in the relationship?
Well first off I know you all think we drive Harley’s drink beer and roll our own tampons, but quite the opposite. I didn’t lose my vagina when I started loving woman in fact I started embracing it. So therefore my idiotic fellow specie THERE IS NO MAN!!!
2) So how do you know that you’re gay if you’ve never been with a man?
Well this is easy to answer I’m gay I never wanted to be with a man. This all boils down to me wanting to know kind sir how do you know you’re straight if you’ve never been with a man?
3) So can I take you ladies home tonight?
Is this a trick question (looks over shoulder), Oh my God you are talking to us. Well you know being gay and all makes that decision so difficult as I regularly engage in sexual encounters with strange men, being a lesbian and all.